I am an old fogey

What is happening to the world?

All I wanted were some ABC fridge magnets. You know, those multicolored plastic things that we all had as children. I don't want ones that make noise, I don't want them in French, I don't want them in 3D sparkle glitter. And I certainly don't want poetry!

Why do I have to go to Italy to get them?


(Although, now I'm thinking about it, wouldn't it be cool to have Typography Magnets? I could imagine some lovely ones.)